Did You Hear The One About The Ghost?
So this ghost walks into a bar.
No, wait. That’s not right. A store. He walks into a store. And he doesn’t walk; he floats. Because he’s a ghost.
So this ghost floats into a store, drifts up to the counter, and he says to the cashier, he says, “I want to buy a pint of vodka.”
The cashier studies the ghost for a moment, and then he says, the cashier says . . .
. . . the cashier looks at the ghost, and he says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.”